The Circus That Doesn't Leave Town
[The New York Times, 11 June 2014]
Step right up!

Build a Monument to the Future on Roosevelt Island
[The New Observer, 03 February 2014]
Return of the Wonder City

Man Exposes P-Ness Tonight
[Gothamist, 15 January 2014]
When you really need to P

The Artistry of a Bargain Apartment
[The Wall Street Journal, 26 November 2013]
Not your father's rent-control

A Salute Not to the Yankees, but to Their Logo
[The New York Times, 01 October 2013]
Talking through my hat

Poetry Gets Some Poetic Justice
[The Wall Street Journal, 28 August 2013]
A limerick lede

A Fighter for Tenants Relaces Her Gloves
[The New York Times, 31 March 2013]
Mario Batali vs. an 86-year-old woman

Goat Eyeballs and Scorpions on Rye
[The Wall Street Journal, 18 March 2013]
At the Waldorf=Astoria, do you prefer sweet or sour penis?

'Flattening the Old World'
[The Wall Street Journal, 10 February 2013]
Ctrl-alt-deleting Manhattan's aristocracy

Restaurant Regulars: Pulling Up a Chair—the Same Chair—Every Night
[The Wall Street Journal, 23 April 2012]
Many happy returns

My First New York
[Ecco Publishing, 23 March 2010]
The rich & famous on their arrivals to the city, in their own words

Bleak House
[The New York Times, 19 February 2006]
Murder, misery and mah-jongg for Chinatown's illegal immigrants

Thread Counts, Yo
[The New York Times, 13 November 2005]
New Yorkers think they're tough (they're not)